Adriana Greenberg
Nude

Someone likes to get down and dirty. That someone is none other than big-boobed actress Adriana Greenberg. How do we know? There’s just some things you can’t hide, like our hard-on whenever she comes on the screen. That has only happened once, though, in the horror flick The Shadow Walkers (2005). She plays one of the title characters, billed, literally, as Amorous Female Shadow Walker. There are monsters who live to kill with their razor-sharp talons and rows of jagged teeth, but Adriana lives to kill with her sexiness. She does just that, with her huge hooters out and flopping, as she walks her man out of the shadows in the climactic scene. It’s not the movie’s climax; it’s the viewers’. Of course, it’s also the climax of Ms. Greenberg’s screen career. Who knows what compelled Adriana to show off her Playboy-quality peaks in a movie and then disappear from showbusiness altogether. Disappearing from showbusiness is an understatement, actually. Adriana doesn’t appear to have a public presence at all. Perhaps Adriana Greenberg is a pseudonym and the real, differently-named but still big-breasted girl is flaunting her fantastic figure in magazines–and possibly other movies–as we write this. Or else Adriana Greenberg is just a beautiful person who scratched an exhibitionists’ itch 15 years ago and has been trying to live a normal life ever since. We respect both possibilities–but we can’t tell you how happy we are that she once made the choice to get nude on screen. One time is all that’s needed for skinfamy.